December 2008
I haveta say it to you finally: Reblogging and...
(via suicideblonde)
I suppose I have been courteous.
Pick Up Lines: First Draft
funny? funny.
spitintheocean:
janemarcus: thebrewerpatriot:
Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I’m not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.
You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.
Your father must have been a thief. I don’t know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.
Do you have a little Italian in you?...
